MEANEST NANNY EVER!
Child: “Nanny, I’m done pooping!”
Nanny: “Strong work, big boy! Now finish the job.”
Child: “What does that mean?”
Nanny: “Wipe yourself, pull up your pants and wash your hands.”
Child: “WHAT??? This life is just not fair!”
Nanny: “How is your life not fair?”
Child: “Because now that I’m in Kindergarten you make me do all the stinky stuff myself!”