DON’T EAT BOOGERS

Child:  (In the carseat on the way home from school.)  “Hey Nanny, guess what I just did?”

Nanny: (Uh-Oh)  “What?”

Child: “I picked a big booger out of my nose, but then I remembered how you told me not to eat boogers, so I didn’t.”

Nanny: “Well, what did you do with it, then?” (feeling the back of my head suspiciously)

Child: “I put it back.”

Nanny: “Nice.”