DON’T EAT BOOGERS
Child: (In the carseat on the way home from school.) “Hey Nanny, guess what I just did?”
Nanny: (Uh-Oh) “What?”
Child: “I picked a big booger out of my nose, but then I remembered how you told me not to eat boogers, so I didn’t.”
Nanny: “Well, what did you do with it, then?” (feeling the back of my head suspiciously)
Child: “I put it back.”
That’s much better than it could have been..LOL!
Haha…oh I so know. Why do you think I felt the back of my head?