DON’T EAT BOOGERS
Child: (In the carseat on the way home from school.) “Hey Nanny, guess what I just did?”
Nanny: (Uh-Oh) “What?”
Child: “I picked a big booger out of my nose, but then I remembered how you told me not to eat boogers, so I didn’t.”
Nanny: “Well, what did you do with it, then?” (feeling the back of my head suspiciously)
Child: “I put it back.”
Nanny: “Nice.”
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Child: “Nanny, I’m done pooping!”
Nanny: “Strong work, big boy! Now finish the job.”
Child: “What does that mean?”
Nanny: “Wipe yourself, pull up your pants and wash your hands.”
Child: “WHAT??? This life is just not fair!”
Nanny: “How is your life not fair?”
Child: “Because now that I’m in Kindergarten you make me do all the stinky stuff myself!”
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